Oh you're alive! hello hello, I thought you would never come back!
~ Anonymous

“Alive isn’t exactly the correct term, but yes… I am present.”

U ok? No seriously like, where'd you go?
~ Anonymous

“I have been here… I will always be here…”

Thanks~ Although it depends on what topic it is to keep up these jokes. Welp, depite others and their brains and stomaches, I at least have a heart in me to see you. :p
~ misscarriaged

“And for that, I sincerely thank you, miss… My apologies, but I do not think I’ve caught your name…”

He put his hand down and bowed to greet the other. "Can I call you Reapy?" he asked happy to have met another friend.
~ deehawkeninnocentoncie

“Reapy…?” He gave the other a confused stare, curious as to why they were smiling. “I… suppose so….? I’ve never been called that before.”

"Green if you don't mind." She looked around the place, cobwebs didn't bother her, neither did spiders.
~ midnightstars2012

He rotated the tray further, claiming a small tin container and setting it on the counter before setting a pot to boil. “It will be a moment, sorry… Shameful to say, but I’ve not used the stove in years, so starting it can be a bit of a hassle”

He extended his hand shakily to the other and smiled. "Hello mister, my name is Oncie. It's nice to meet you." He said.
~ deehawkeninnocentoncie

He eyed the other’s hand warily, standing erect once more. “Do not offer your hand to me lest you desire a swift death, my dear…” a slightly eerie air about the way he laughed. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, as well… Oncie. You may call me Reap-ler… or whatever else you prefer, I suppose.”

He walked right in and saw that no one was there. He saw the stairs and went up them to see another door. He knocked on that door. "Is anyone here?" he asked rocking on his heels.
~ deehawkeninnocentoncie

With an exasperated sigh, Reap-ler stood, the wood beneath him creaking with each step. The door finally opened, revealing the skeletal man in a bowing position. “Greetings…”

Aw, they just don't have the guts. *snickers* I could probably keep up these macrabe jokes.
~ misscarriaged

“I’m certain you could! They’re quite good, I must say..”

"Yes please! Thank you!" She smiled. Midnight loved tea!
~ midnightstars2012

“Very well. You are welcome to join me in the kitchen, if you please… ” he spoke, turning away from her, heading into the small cookhouse. Dust covered nearly every surface, cobwebs filling all empty space… except for one. He approached the lazy-susan in the corner and pushed the side, causing it to revolve and reveal a vast array of teas, from a common earl grey to a rare yellow. “What is your preference?”

He walked over to the other's place and knocked. "Um hello? It's Oncie, I just wanted to come visit." he said shyly from the other side of the door.
~ deehawkeninnocentoncie

With a violent crick, the ancient oak door slowly opened, allowing passage for the timid young Once-ler to enter. Reap-ler, however, was nowhere in site. He resided, still, at the top floor of his Lerkim, silently watching the blood stained sky. The other’s presence known, but not recognized, he chose to ignore it.